I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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