drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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