are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I am one with the molecules
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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