Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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