I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You ruined the universe
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