hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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