I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So squirting runs in the family.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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