he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Can you repeat that, but with context?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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