I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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