So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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