When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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