I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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