i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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