come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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