Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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