We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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