Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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