there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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