I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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