Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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