God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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