I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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