the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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