At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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