Pregnant stripper...not hot.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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