I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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