just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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