he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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