i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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