As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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