That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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