Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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