Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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