any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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