we have pet lesbian snakes
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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