our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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