I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?