do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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