I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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