Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
How naked do you want me to be?
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