Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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