Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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