Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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