Sponge bath it is.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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