I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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