Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
