If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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