What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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