Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Found the puke drawer
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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