Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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