so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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