erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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