sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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