I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have feelings that need drinking.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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