"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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