We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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